Eskimo Pizza Enniscorthy

Ordered four different pizzas and they were all good. Delivered on time and warm. We read these other reviews after we ordered and _almost_ cancelled, but now we’re glad we didn’t!

Very disappointed. Ordered chicken dippers from here so many times as they were always good quality chicken breast. Ordered them this evening and they have changed the product, now it's 10e for horrible processed chicken dippers like something from Aldi.
Won't be ordering again.

Eskimos never fails to disappoint,
I’ve had pizza from all across the world, everywhere I’ve been I’ve sought out the best pizza and whilst some were absolutely amazing, some were also bad, but I don’t complain, except today for the first time in my life I was driven to write a review.

Yesterday having been my birthday I decided that I’ll give the usual top dogs of the town a break and give a new place a try, the only I haven’t tried being Eskimo’s Enniscorthy, while I’m familiar with the name and have had Eskimo’s elsewhere, I never did enjoy it, but when you take it upon yourself to find the best pizza you have to give chances.

Let’s just start with the fact I chose to build my own pizza, I didn’t go crazy, nothing unachievable even by the worst pizza chefs of this world, but I didn’t realise that the pizza that would arrive actually required me to put it together myself considering the state it was in, almost unrecognisable, a child’s drawing of a pizza if he ate half the crayons as well, it was in shambles. Then the ingredientes, while you could just about tell what’s what, had their own issues, the cheese acted as a hive mind keeping together and escaping the pizza with haste, and also being so tough I’m convinced it mutated a resilience to knives.

The sauce, as romantic as it sounds reminded me of a weak summer rain, you’d barely notice it’s there, but it ruins your plans anyway.

As much as I’d love to say more, I’m not getting paid to do this and I’d still be putting the worlds biggest authors out of business if I did. All I can ask is that you do not order from here, unless you eat it the second they hand it over the counter or else it might just begin its next life stage in the span of 5 minutes.